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Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy

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To: sionnsar

I love wood stove fires. Something to do with my childhood, I think.

Irish and finiky = female.

(Sorry, girls...)


1,361 posted on 04/14/2009 6:08:34 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: Monkey Face

Well, the Kiwis are like Americans (old-style) with their can-do attitude. And this woodstove is hard-working reliable masculine. *\;-)


1,362 posted on 04/14/2009 6:14:34 PM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: Monkey Face; shibumi

Thank you, MF! But, I hope you will be sure to thank Shibumi, too - as he ‘pinged’ me here!


1,363 posted on 04/14/2009 6:15:59 PM PDT by yorkie
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To: sionnsar

YES!!
That’s awesome!


1,364 posted on 04/14/2009 6:16:34 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: yorkie; shibumi

Er...I’d really appreciate it if you didn’t call me “MF.” I prefer “ ‘Face,” if you have to shorten it.

(It’s a Girl-thing!) ;o])


1,365 posted on 04/14/2009 6:18:10 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: Monkey Face; sionnsar; yorkie; Salamander

From the highly esoteric existential pile:

Descartes walks into a restaurant.

He orders a steak, salad, soup and dessert.

The waiter asks “Would you care for a glass of wine with that?”

Descartes replies “I think not.” - and promptly disappears.

(I couldn’t help it, The Salamander made me do it!)


1,366 posted on 04/14/2009 6:23:39 PM PDT by shibumi (" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
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To: shibumi

(Oi)


1,367 posted on 04/14/2009 6:25:38 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: Monkey Face
I have a tremendous respect for the Kiwis, and Kiwi engineering.

Worked on the Irish stove a bit and got a little more fire going in it. Aggravating -- burning over an hour and the central hallway is only up to 59F (58F is setback temp).

It would also be nice to have more energy-dense hardwood, instead of burning softwoods all the time. After we take down a maple that's threatening the back deck my wishes will be granted. *\;-)

1,368 posted on 04/14/2009 6:25:57 PM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: Monkey Face

Oh, I am so sorry. Please forgive me for shortening it. I understand, totally!

I am looking forward to reading the whole thread tonight! Thank you, Monkey Face, for posting it!


1,369 posted on 04/14/2009 6:26:02 PM PDT by yorkie
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To: shibumi

A case of putting Descartes before de course...? (Reaching...)


1,370 posted on 04/14/2009 6:27:45 PM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: Monkey Face; A_cool_guy; shibumi

Oh oh. I just now saw - it is A_Cool_Guy’s thread. Sorry, again. (Tonight is the night of apologies!)

I am SOooooooooo embarassed......


1,371 posted on 04/14/2009 6:29:10 PM PDT by yorkie
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To: yorkie; sionnsar; NicknamedBob; shibumi
I din't post NUTHIN'!!
I'm just a hanger-on with access to the archives. OK. I lied. I have access to the FOLKS who have access to the archives.

If you would like to be a part of this "ongoing SAGA of UNDEADS IN SPACE!" we can add you to the Ping lists.

We always like fresh meat new ideas.

1,372 posted on 04/14/2009 6:31:31 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: yorkie

Do NOT be embarrassed! We’re Family here!

And you’re still welcome!


1,373 posted on 04/14/2009 6:32:17 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: sionnsar

No, his name was Jean-Paul Des Hor’s, generally thought to be the second greatest French philosopher, since the French still continue to put Descartes before Des Hor’s.

(Des Hor’s did however contribute greatly to international cuisine with his invention of the appetizer.)


1,374 posted on 04/14/2009 6:32:46 PM PDT by shibumi (" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
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To: shibumi
No, his name was Jean-Paul Des Hor’s, generally thought to be the second greatest French philosopher, since the French still continue to put Descartes before Des Hor’s.
(Des Hor’s did however contribute greatly to international cuisine with his invention of the appetizer.)

True and acknowledged but the third greatest and by some metrics the most successful would have had to be the French philosopher Jean Des Whores. He's long gone but Des Whores remain with us today, and in his memory those professionals' patrons are named after him (Anglicised, of course).

1,375 posted on 04/14/2009 6:40:57 PM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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1,376 posted on 04/14/2009 6:51:41 PM PDT by yorkie
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To: shibumi

*groan*


1,377 posted on 04/14/2009 6:51:45 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: Monkey Face

The sionnsareens are home now and appreciating the fire, for what little it’s done. Central hallway only up to 61F.


1,378 posted on 04/14/2009 7:29:04 PM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: sionnsar

LV Valley is supposed to be 45 tonight, which means WE will be colder, since we are higher.

(My kingdom for my mattress pad!)


1,379 posted on 04/14/2009 7:31:21 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.)
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To: Monkey Face

Just looked at the forecast for Helsinki and changed my packing plans. Brrr...


1,380 posted on 04/14/2009 7:35:41 PM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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