[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

If I’m lyin’ I’m dyin but I once partook of some wacky tobakky with one of Ted Kennedy’s sons. No video however. It was a looong time ago.

[GQuagmire]

Patches?

[Big_Monkey]

"If I’m lyin’ I’m dyin but I once partook of some wacky tobakky with one of Ted Kennedy’s sons

Yes, but everyone knows it's not really risky behavior unless you're in the car with one of Ted Kennedy's sons - or Ted Kennedy himself for that matter.

[COBOL2Java]

If I’m lyin’ I’m dyin but I once partook of some wacky tobakky with one of Ted Kennedy’s sons.

Certainly believable, it's in their DNA. Randomly select a Kennedy, and you'll find someone who shot up, shared a toke, a line, a snort or a bottle with some Tom, Dick or Harry in the world...

[Hardastarboard]

I once partook of some wacky tobakky with one of Ted Kennedy’s sons.

You're asking us to believe that a member of the saintly Kennedy clan, one of the few American royal families, would engage in illegal or unseemly activities? How dare you sully the Kennedy name, sir. Such behavior will not be tolerated in this people's forum.

/outrageous, incredible, extreme sarcasm

[USMCPOP]

“If I’m lyin’ I’m dyin but I once partook of some wacky tobakky with one of Ted Kennedy’s sons. No video however. It was a looong time ago.”

Oh, that was YOU GUYS! You ran off without your receipt. I could send it to you in case you can still deduct it for medical reasons or business entertainment.