So you're saying there really isn't any hope? And I was gonna give her some roses and some Lawrence Welk DVD's.
Wellllll . . . I’ve never read of their having a preference for Lawrence Welk.
Now my mother would be a different story. She liked Welk. Actually, I occasionally enjoyed his show. I think we all enjoyed the THE LENNON SISTERS sp???
However, she was quite a one man woman (well, after dumping my dad) and very spoken for by my step-father.
Perhaps you could attract some similar babes if you wrote a SPACE OPERA and advertised to audition some such.
Who knows, you might even have a string of small sports models (saucer shaped) hovering up and down your street on audition day . . . errr . . . night.