They should have a ‘Eat 10 .. Get a Free Bypass’ club
There you go again trying to scare all these good people! Big hamburgers don’t cause bad hearts, doctors do. After all, how would someone with a bad heart know they had a bad heart? Simple. Some villainous doctor told them so.
And what is the villainous doctors advice? Stay away from big hamburgers. That’s why I don’t listen to no doctor when it comes to hamburgers!