Who is the Patron Saint of hogwash anyways?
I think I have to go with Saint Augustine.
"You thought , if you withdrew from me, you would have more?" But like that younger son, why, you have ended up feeding pigs; why, you have lost all things; why, you have remained in want and left it very late before you grew tired and came back. Now a last realize that what the Father gave you, he could keep from you more safely... O sinful soul, filled with harlotries, turned foul and faded, turned unclean, and still loved liek that! So go back to the beautiful one, in order to return to beauty; go back and speak to him who alone suffices you... -- Sermon 177.9
Why it’s St Obama of course! ;)