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Computer programmer from Finland has lost finger replaced with USB drive (Freaky)
London Telegraph ^ | March 17, 2009 | London Telegraph

Posted on 03/18/2009 12:15:37 PM PDT by Squidpup

Jerry Jalava has built a special prosthetic finger which contains computer storage for photos, movies and other useful files.

While the prosthetic looks like a normal finger Jerry can peel it back from the 'nail' and plug it into the USB slot on his computer using it as an additional hard drive.
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Using a traditional prosthetic finger Jerry has been able embed a 'USB key' - like the ones used in traditional flash drives - giving him the world's only two gigabyte finger.

The finger is not permanently attached to his hand meaning it can be removed when plugged into a computer.

"It is not attached permanently in to my body, it is a removable prosthetic which has USB memorystick inside it," said Jerry.

"When I'm using the USB, I just leave my finger inside the slot and pick it up after I'm ready."

Jerry said he is already thinking about upgrading his faux finger to include more storage and wireless technology.

"I'm planning to use anther prosthetic as a shell for the next version, which will have removable fingertip and an RFID tag," he added.

(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: freaky; heythatsnotafinger; rfid; tech; wipewiththeright
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"The software developer from Helsinki lost his finger last summer after crashing his one week old Ducati Monster 696 motorbike.

He was rushed to Helsinki Hospital where he was examined by a hand surgeon who said they were unable to save it and amputated half of the finger.

When Jerry told doctors what he did for a living they joked he should have a USB 'finger drive' but that was good enough for him, and he set about making one."

1 posted on 03/18/2009 12:15:37 PM PDT by Squidpup
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To: Squidpup

Let the joking begin.


2 posted on 03/18/2009 12:17:12 PM PDT by Houghton M.
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To: Squidpup

Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.


3 posted on 03/18/2009 12:17:18 PM PDT by GraniteStateConservative (...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
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To: Squidpup
The software developer from Helsinki lost his finger last summer after crashing his one week old Ducati Monster 696 motorbike.

That's funny--I worked for a CEO that crashed his Ducati a week after he bought it. CEO of a software company, too.

4 posted on 03/18/2009 12:19:15 PM PDT by randog (Tap into America!)
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To: Squidpup

Now the pinky is the brain. Narf!
5 posted on 03/18/2009 12:20:51 PM PDT by ari-freedom
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To: Squidpup

hey there! give me five...gigabytes!


6 posted on 03/18/2009 12:22:19 PM PDT by ari-freedom
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To: Houghton M.

How would this turn out if he was married to Loreena Bobbit?


7 posted on 03/18/2009 12:22:51 PM PDT by Moonman62 (The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
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To: Squidpup

Since work in a fabric store, I would have gone with long scissors instead.

8 posted on 03/18/2009 12:23:43 PM PDT by Sawdring
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“I’m planning to use anther prosthetic as a shell for the next version, which will have removable fingertip and an RFID tag,” he added.

“This is so cool, I’m planning to cut off another finger.”


9 posted on 03/18/2009 12:23:49 PM PDT by ari-freedom
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To: ari-freedom

Gigadigit?

That girl said I had Russian hands and Roman fingers...


10 posted on 03/18/2009 12:26:04 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Squidpup

Resistance is futile.


11 posted on 03/18/2009 12:26:12 PM PDT by Zathras
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To: Sawdring

He has more memory in his pinky then “insert lib name” has in in his brain.


12 posted on 03/18/2009 12:26:46 PM PDT by NoDRodee (U>S>M>C)
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To: Squidpup

I still have more brains in my pinky than all of his fingers combined!


13 posted on 03/18/2009 12:26:52 PM PDT by ari-freedom
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To: ShadowAce

Boot Linux from your finger?


14 posted on 03/18/2009 12:28:09 PM PDT by Born Conservative (Bohicaville: http://bohicaville.wordpress.com/)
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To: Squidpup

I bet Lorenna Bobbitt’s ex-husband is on the phone to this guy right now.


15 posted on 03/18/2009 12:28:34 PM PDT by fullchroma (I want my country back.)
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To: Moonman62

Oh, you beat me to it!


16 posted on 03/18/2009 12:28:58 PM PDT by fullchroma (I want my country back.)
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To: tet68

17 posted on 03/18/2009 12:30:03 PM PDT by ari-freedom
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To: Squidpup

I have an ex bike racer friend who claims that he shattered his right wrist racing and it was rebuilt using chicken bones. He can’t open the throttle as wide any more because of the “chicken” bones.


18 posted on 03/18/2009 12:30:39 PM PDT by CrazyIvan (If you read only one book this year, read "Stolen Valor".)
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To: CrazyIvan
his fingers really are finger lickin good!

19 posted on 03/18/2009 12:33:00 PM PDT by ari-freedom
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To: Squidpup

Flash drives are very slow to write. Don’t think I’d want to stand there for 10 minutes while my finger loads. And hygiene? Don’t want him borrowing my laptop.


20 posted on 03/18/2009 12:36:47 PM PDT by throwback
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