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1 posted on 03/17/2009 3:14:12 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway; a fool in paradise
Oh, no, not another thread about Jacko!


2 posted on 03/17/2009 3:17:18 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: nickcarraway

I thought it was a Michael Jackson story.


3 posted on 03/17/2009 3:18:26 PM PDT by earlJam
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To: nickcarraway

For a minute there, when I read she had “lost her nose”... I thought, “Oh, that poor woman, lost her nose in the accident...”

But, no! LOL... she just couldn’t find the nose on her face... :-)


6 posted on 03/17/2009 3:23:40 PM PDT by Star Traveler
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To: nickcarraway; trussell
"I have lost my nose," she told the officer and was only able to locate it after he gave her more detailed instructions.

Dang it!

It doesn't elaborate and divulge where she found it!

I HATE mystery novels.

7 posted on 03/17/2009 3:24:13 PM PDT by EGPWS (Trust in God, Question everyone else)
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To: nickcarraway

11 posted on 03/17/2009 3:40:53 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: nickcarraway

Obama Voter for sure.


17 posted on 03/17/2009 7:30:58 PM PDT by TheConservativeParty (Democrats are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.)
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To: martin_fierro

http://poetry.rotten.com/fingerhead/


18 posted on 03/17/2009 8:07:31 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/____________________ Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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To: nickcarraway
The officer told her she was under suspicion for drunk driving...She provided a breath sample, but was not found to have alcohol in her system. The officer suspected that some of the four medications she took may have contributed to her behavior.

So which is it? Drunk driving? Doped driving? How much of a fishing trip does the officer get to go on? Test the officer for steroids and caffine abuse. Why not?

19 posted on 03/18/2009 8:55:45 AM PDT by a fool in paradise ("I certainly hope he (Bush) doesnÂ’t succeed" - Democratic strategist James Carville 9-11-2001)
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