To: nickcarraway; a fool in paradise
Oh, no, not another thread about Jacko!

To: nickcarraway
I thought it was a Michael Jackson story.
3 posted on
03/17/2009 3:18:26 PM PDT by
earlJam
To: nickcarraway
For a minute there, when I read she had “lost her nose”... I thought, “Oh, that poor woman, lost her nose in the accident...”
But, no! LOL... she just couldn’t find the nose on her face... :-)
To: nickcarraway; trussell
"I have lost my nose," she told the officer and was only able to locate it after he gave her more detailed instructions. Dang it!
It doesn't elaborate and divulge where she found it!
I HATE mystery novels.
7 posted on
03/17/2009 3:24:13 PM PDT by
EGPWS
(Trust in God, Question everyone else)
To: nickcarraway
11 posted on
03/17/2009 3:40:53 PM PDT by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: nickcarraway
17 posted on
03/17/2009 7:30:58 PM PDT by
TheConservativeParty
(Democrats are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.)
To: martin_fierro
18 posted on
03/17/2009 8:07:31 PM PDT by
SunkenCiv
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To: nickcarraway
The officer told her she was under suspicion for drunk driving...She provided a breath sample, but was not found to have alcohol in her system. The officer suspected that some of the four medications she took may have contributed to her behavior. So which is it? Drunk driving? Doped driving? How much of a fishing trip does the officer get to go on? Test the officer for steroids and caffine abuse. Why not?
19 posted on
03/18/2009 8:55:45 AM PDT by
a fool in paradise
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