[1rudeboy]

Irish guy walks alone into a pub, sits at the bar, and orders three pints of Guiness. Bartender looks at him sideways, and pours. He finishes the three, and orders three more. The bartender cannot contain his curiousity and asks, "why are you drinking three pints at a time?"

The Irish guy replies, "I have a brother in London and another in New York. I pretend that they are here with me."

One day, the Irish guy walks in and orders two pints. The bartender, sensing something is wrong, pours two pints and says, "these two are on the house, I'm sorry for your loss."

The Irish guy looks at the bartender sideways and says, "what do you mean? I gave up alcohol for Lent."

[Travis T. OJustice]

The Irish guy looks at the bartender sideways and says, "what do you mean? I gave up alcohol for Lent."

LMAO! An Irsih guy giving up alcohol for lent. LMAO!!! Best joke on the thread! Close the phones, we have a winner. ROFL! An Irish guy giving up alcohol! Muahahaha!

[Betis70]

LOL awesome. I actually DID give up alcohol for Lent, not sure I’ll try this one though.