I seriously LOL'd at these and almost choked on my breakfast!
LOLOL!!
I was going to include your "chunky" quote in there, but I picked something else at the last minute ;)
What was my chunky quote?
He gets the show started off well with "Ain't Going Down Until the Sun Comes Up". He's accompanied by a harmonica player sitting at the foot of the stage.
The audience is on it's feet. Josh Gracin-esque.
Randy: Cool song choice. Not sure if it brough different out of your vocal capabilites.
Kara: It's the big notes that we miss from you this week. [She doesn't seem to like it, but is choosing her words carefully]
Michael: Country music is about having some fun!
Paula: We saw you have fun, which allowed us to have fun. Boosted your confidence. This genre suits you so well.
Simon: It should have been good. I couldn't understand a single word. Not a single word. You could be singing Norwegian. I thought it was a bit clumsy (audience boos). This could have
Michael: If we were all perfect we wouldn't need this show.
Simon: On a scale of 1 to 10, I give it a 1.2. (more boos!)
Michael: At least it wasn't zero! (laughs)