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UPDATE: Sex Toy Tragedy in Lexington Park
BayNet ^ | 3/11/2009

Posted on 03/11/2009 3:53:15 PM PDT by csvset

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To: Secret Agent Man

I’m betting this voids the manufacturer’s warrantee.


21 posted on 03/11/2009 3:58:41 PM PDT by 6SJ7 (Atlas Shrugged Mode: ON)
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To: csvset

Hoo-boy! Things are just getting too kinky these days...


22 posted on 03/11/2009 3:59:04 PM PDT by Star Traveler
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To: OneWingedShark
One word: idiot.

It takes two to tango

23 posted on 03/11/2009 3:59:11 PM PDT by mylife ( The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: csvset

That made me laugh out loud.


24 posted on 03/11/2009 3:59:22 PM PDT by exist
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To: Taylor

ROTFL!!!!!!!!LOL!!!


25 posted on 03/11/2009 4:00:00 PM PDT by peace with honor
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To: mylife

Yes... but would YOU let anyone put a powertool between your legs?


26 posted on 03/11/2009 4:00:05 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: 6SJ7

For what, the saw or the dildo? :)


27 posted on 03/11/2009 4:00:23 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: OneWingedShark

not on a dare.


28 posted on 03/11/2009 4:00:45 PM PDT by mylife ( The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: csvset

On an evolutionary point....I doubt if she can proceate now....


29 posted on 03/11/2009 4:01:14 PM PDT by BossLady ("WE are the origin of all coming evil" ~~ Carl Jung~~)
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To: autumnraine

Wonder if he used the tired old line: “I’ll pull it out in time. I know what I’m doing.”


30 posted on 03/11/2009 4:01:20 PM PDT by Protect the Bill of Rights
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To: OneWingedShark

“(Ever sit on a testicle? ...that hurts.)”

Yes, but it didn’t bother me a bit.....then again, I didn’t own it....;D


31 posted on 03/11/2009 4:01:32 PM PDT by Salamander (Like acid and oil on a madman's face, reason tends to fly away.......)
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To: mylife

>not on a dare.

Then you agree with my assessment.


32 posted on 03/11/2009 4:01:34 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: Salamander

Ah, I suppose that makes a bit of a difference.


33 posted on 03/11/2009 4:02:21 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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34 posted on 03/11/2009 4:02:30 PM PDT by Momaw Nadon ("...with the ultimate goal of ending tyranny in our world.")
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To: BossLady

Alas, she probably just has a bigger opening.


35 posted on 03/11/2009 4:02:48 PM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Beware Obama's Reichstag Fire.)
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To: OneWingedShark

Mr. Gun thinks he has a “power tool.”


36 posted on 03/11/2009 4:03:13 PM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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To: csvset

37 posted on 03/11/2009 4:03:16 PM PDT by Nachoman (Think of life as an adventure you don't survive.)
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To: csvset
Earlier story

Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter

38 posted on 03/11/2009 4:03:21 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: csvset
a sex toy on a saber saw blade

Norm Abram probably has one of these.

39 posted on 03/11/2009 4:03:37 PM PDT by tacticalogic ("Oh bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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To: 6SJ7

Sue!! (sad.. but true)


40 posted on 03/11/2009 4:03:48 PM PDT by Freedom4US (l)
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