[JoeProBono]

Penelope and her pup on the beach. The visible tag tracks her position and a small tag on her back records her depth over time.

'What would happen if we gave one seal a Facebook page?'"

One need only visit Penelope's FB page to find out the answer. At last count she had collected more than 3,315 friends. Her latest status reads, "Penelope Seal is undulating down the beach towards the ocean! It's time for her to return to the North Pacific for the first of two migrations she'll have this year." And her relationship status? "It's complicated."

[Tijeras_Slim]

I thought someone had taped an M-80 it her head.

[IbJensen]

Oh, how cute. Let’s kill and eat her.

[mnehring]

I think I'll add Penelope as a friend and post seal recipes.

Ingredients

• 2 lbs seal meat, with fat, cut into small pieces (4 cups)
• 6 potatoes, with peel, chopped
• 1 turnip, chopped
• 3 carrots, chopped
• 3 parsnips, chopped
• 1 onion, chopped
• 1/4 cup ketchup (optional)

Directions

1. 1

   In a saucepan over medium-high heat, cook the oil out of a few fatty pieces of seal.

2. 2

   Add meat and onion. Cook, stirring, until the surfaces of the meat are done.

3. 3

   In layers, add carrots, then turnips, potatoes, and finally parsnips. Add water to cover, bring to a boil, then reduce heat to maintain a simmer.

4. 4

   Cook about 35 minutes, or until vegetables are tender. Stir in ketchip if desired.

[Dallas59]

Fabulous hat!

[dfwgator]

Any relation to Barbara Manatee?

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

Wow, Senator Pelosi has great taste in hats.

[mickey finn]

It would be interesting to see the reaction of all her face book friends if she is snapped up by a hungry great white or playful orca.

[a fool in paradise]

So it is a falsified identity on facebook. This is news? The Left has entered numerous fraudulent Rush Limbaugh profiles (that Mr. Limbaugh has properly gotten control of).

[a fool in paradise]

[Hot Tabasco]

I smell something fishy about this story........