ROTFLMAO....I hate all kinds of fish....even that served in fine restaurants........seven days during Lent that I have to eat fish.....it’s torture. We had egg salad last Friday...and tomato soup for lunch.
There is absolutely no requirement that any Catholic consume fish or any seafood product. It’s just a small-t tradition.
Plain spaghetti, eggs, plain pizza, etc. are all acceptable.
But seriously, you guys don’t have anywhere that has really good fish? As opposed to the fire hall or church that has obligatory fish.