>> If you’re at a restaurant, chances are you are eating from the toilet anyway.
Spoilsport. I’ll bet you couldn’t wait to tell the kids there is no Santa Claus, couldya.
It’s not true anyway. :-P I know because there are signs in every restaurant potty room telling the employees to “lave los manos”. Usually the sign is prominently displayed right above the empty soap dispenser.
“Where are they taking Poppie?”
“Well, Poppie got sloppy.” /seinfeld