This thread is hilarious, but hands down, you win! LOL!
Thanks. My screen name is for a cat I had 25 years ago. The original Skepsel was a relentless eating machine; he’d finish his food, swat his sister Roxy away from hers, finish that and try to ooze in between the dogs and theirs! I think he had a route in the neighborhood too, begging from the neighbors. The vet said he was healthy, it wasn’t worms and he never got fat either.