[Chunga]

The coeds all look like John Candy.

They all have monobrows? Ewww!

[KayEyeDoubleDee]

Seriously, dude - if you haven't driven around a high school or college campus lately, then you'd be shocked at how obese the teenaged/twentyish girls are nowadays.

It's particularly disgusting when they wear those tight little bare midriff shirts, and in front they have that stomach paunch which hangs over their belts, and from behind, when they bend over, you can see the tramp stamp just above their cracks.

Gag me.