There’s gonna be a new Apple commercial very soon.
{dorky baby music plays in background}
PC and his wife scold their children when they grab for Mac products from a table.
PC: Don't touch those! You'll go to the devil!
PC softly brushes his children's hands away from Mac products.
Mac: What are you doing?
PC: Teaching my children that Apples are evil.
Mac: What do you mean?
PC: The sleek looks, perfect operating system and knowledge aquired through it are Satan's deception. That's what the apple did Adam and Eve.
Mac: And your systems perfect?
PC: Of course it is.
PC smiles and shows his children a PC laptop with Microsoft Vista.
PC pushes a key and the Blue Screen of Death appears.
PC(to Mac): We still have a few bugs to work out.
End commercial with Mac laptop and logo.