Well, its like Ma always said, the girls in New England are hound-dog ugly, compared to the South! The only worse one are in Michigan
The women in the south just care more about how they look; for the most part. On the other hand, the ugle southern women are really ugly. Too many pot lucks with cream-based cassaroles and Blue Bell Ice cream.
BTW, what's the big deal about Blue Bell ice cream. I moved to Texas from the Pacific NW recently. Trust me, there is nothing special about Blue Bell.