Nobody ever says goofy crap like that to me. I wish somebody would say something like that to me. I need to unleash a good, violent, acid-tongued tirade once in awhile.
My boss, at the Christmas party, told everyone not to bring up certain subjects around me. He said “You just have to walk away, while he’s yelling at the back of your head” He says I am an extremist. Yeah, whatever. I’m just sick of the $hit.