naw, you will have to use your hand. No trees killed there, but then, the water usage to clean that up, damn, don’t these enviro nuts ever think about the unintended consequences?
I use scotts 1000 sheets per roll, always have, always will. I don’t like that cushy stuff, I guess I have a tough butt, unlike these whiny liberals who have to use quilted toilet paper........
Might as well get used to living under Islamic law sooner than later...