Did We Make a Mistake?
Lets Recap the new political scene:
We have a CIA Boss with less experience than Austin Powers.
A tax cheat for Treasury Secretary and three more that didn’t make the final cut.
The most corrupt female in America as Secretary of State.
An Attorney General terrorist sympathizer. Now we find out that Eric Holder’s law firm represents 17 Gitmo Terrorists.
And a new prez whose first act is not to take care of domestic issues but close Gitmo and make sure terrorist’s civil rights are not violated.
Who then calls out a private citizen as his enemy - Rush Limbaugh, an entertainer.
A stimulus bill with no stimulus for the private sector but plenty for government and payback to unions, ACORN and the Looney Left
Everyone wanted change . . Well you got it¦. Nice going for the first two weeks so far, I can’t wait to see what’s next.
One Big Ass Mistake America
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VETERAN — whether active duty, discharged, retired, or reserve — a veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to “The United States of America,” for an amount of “up to, and including his life.”
You know why there’s a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one. — Rush Limbaugh
Red Buttons— “Never Got A Dinner”
http://www.leonardociampa.com/RedButtons.html
* George Washington, who said to his father, “Dad, if I never tell I lie, how am I ever gonna become President?” Never got a dinner!
* Nero’s wife Shirley, who said to Nero, “Idiot! Fiddle on the roof; you’ll make a fortune!” Never got a dinner!
* Christopher Columbus, who said to Queen Isabella, “No, you got it wrong! The WORLD is round. YOU’re flat!” Never got a dinner!
* Moshe Dayan, who said to Sammy Davis, Jr., “That’s funny, to me you only look half Jewish.”
* Goliath’s mother, who said to Goliath, “Stop running around with David! You’re always coming home stoned!” Never got a dinner!
* Moses, who said to the children of Israel, “Wear your galoshes; I never did this trick before.” Never got a dinner!
* Moses, who said when he came out of Mount Sinai, “The food in that hospital is terrible!” Never got a dinner!
* Lot, who said to his wife as she was being turned into a pillar of salt, “Stop shaking!” Never got a dinner!
* Harpo Marx, who once said, “.” And those words are as true today as when he first didn’t speak them. Never got a dinner!
* Orville Wright, who said to his brother Will, “We’re only in the air twelve seconds; how the hell did our luggage get to Cleveland?” Never got a dinner!
* George W. Bush, who said to Pope John Paul II, “Give us a visit, and bring the missus.” Never got a dinner!
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* Stan Musial, who said, “Why didn’t they make me the first Polish pope? I was such a good Cardinal.” Never got a dinner!
* Gary Hart, who said, “She didn’t sit on my yacht; she sat on my DINGHY!” Never got a dinner!
* Jacques Cousteau, the last man to see Jimmy Hoffa. Never got a dinner!
* King Henry VIII, who said to his lawyer, “Forget the alimony, I’ve got a better idea. “ Never got a dinner!
* Ray Charles, who said to Stevie Wonder, “Maybe we’re white.” Never got a dinner!
* Venus de Milo’s mother, who once said to Venus, “You never call me. Can’t you pick up a phone?” Never got a dinner!
* Noah’s wife, who said to him after 40 days and 40 nights, “It’s your turn to spread the papers on the floor!” Never got a dinner!
* Orson Welles, who said to Anita Bryant, “Stop picketing me. What I said was I was a thespian.” Never got a dinner!
* John Travolta, who said, “My Saturday night fever was nothing compared to my Sunday morning rash.” Never got a dinner!
* Dolly Parton, who said to Mrs. Olson, “Yes, they’re mountain-grown.” Never got a dinner!
* Lee Iacocca, who said to Dolly Parton, “Why do you need an airbag?” Never got a dinner!
* Alexander Graham Bell’s wife, who said to Alex on their wedding night, “Your three minutes are up.” Never got a dinner!
* Joe Torre, who switched to first base because he didn’t want to go through life as Chicken Catcher Torre. Never got a dinner!
* Sophia Loren, whose new baby asked her, “Is all that for me?” Never got a dinner!
* Pope John Paul II’s press secretary, who said, “See, if only the Pope were Italian, he woulda shot back!” Never got a dinner!
* Nostradamus, who PREDICTED he would never get a dinner! Never got a dinner!
* Queen Elizabeth, who said, “Not now, I’m on the throne.” Never got a dinner!
* Sonny Von Bulow, who said to her husband Claus on their honeymoon, “Stop needling me.” Never got a dinner!
* Henry Ford, who despite his immense wealth never owned a Cadillac. Never got a dinner!
* Uncle Remus, who said to Uncle Ben, “You’re a credit to your rice.” Never got a dinner!
* Dick Clark’s wife, who said to Dick on their honeymoon, “That was your third blooper tonight.” Never got a dinner!
* Crispus Attucks, who said, “Don’t shoot till you see the whites!” Never got a dinner!
* Marie-Antoinette, who said to Louis, “Not tonight – this is my last headache.” Never got a dinner!
* E.T., who said to Phyllis Diller, “You look weird.” Never got a dinner!
* Joan Rivers, who said to Marcel Marceau, “Can we talk?” Never got a dinner!
* Vincent Van Gogh, who said to the hat salesman, “I like it, but it keeps sliding over my ear.” Never got a dinner!
* Alex Hailey, who traced his roots all the way to the back of the bus. Never got a dinner!
* The Mayor of Hong Kong, who said “Can’t work today. Have American flu.” Never got a dinner!
* Maid Marion, who said to Robin Hood, “I will not live in a house with a Little John.” Never got a dinner!