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To: a fool in paradise

I really don’t think Solomon was so wise.

I mean, he had 1000 wives.

Think about it, on any one day aroung 36 of them (minimum) would be having “that time of the month.”

I can barely handle the one wife I have.


56 posted on 02/27/2009 7:37:59 AM PST by fredhead (Liberals think globally, reason rectally, act idiotically.)
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To: fredhead

Who will help me plant my wheat?” asked the little red hen.

“Not I,” said the cow.

“Not I,” said the duck.

“Not I,” said the pig.

“Not I,” said the goose.

“Then I will do it by myself,” She planted her crop, and the wheat grew and ripened.

“Who will help me reap my wheat?” asked the little red hen.

“Not I,” said the duck..

“Out of my classification,” said the pig.

“I’d lose my seniority,” said the cow.

“I’d lose my unemployment compensation,” said the goose.

“Then I will do it by myself,” said the little red hen, and so she did.

“Who will help me bake the bread?” asked the little red hen.

“That would be overtime for me,” said the cow.

“I’d lose my welfare benefits,” said the duck.

“I’m a dropout and never learned how,” said the pig.

“If I’m to be the only helper, that’s discrimination,” said the goose.

“Then I will do it by myself,” said the little red hen.

She baked five loaves and held them up for all of her neighbors to see. They wanted some and, in fact, demanded a share. But the little red hen said, “No, I shall eat all five loaves.”

“Excess profits!” cried the cow. (Nancy Pelosi)

“Capitalist leech!” screamed the duck. (Barbara Boxer)

“I demand equal rights!” yelled the goose. (Jesse Jackson)

The pig just grunted in disdain. (Ted Kennedy)

And they all painted ‘Unfair!’ picket signs and marched around and around the little red hen, shouting obscenities.

Then the farmer (Obama) came. He said to the little red hen, “You must not be so greedy.”

“But I earned the bread,” said the little red hen.

“Exactly,” said Barack the farmer. “That is what makes our free enterprise system so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as he wants. But under our modern government regulations, the productive workers must divide the fruits of their labor with those who are lazy and idle.”

And they all lived happily ever after, including the little red hen, who smiled and clucked, “I am grateful, for now I truly understand.”

But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her. She never again baked bread because she joined the ‘party’ and got her bread free And all the Democrats smiled. ‘Fairness’ had been established.

Individual initiative had died, but nobody noticed; perhaps no one cared...so long as there was free bread that ‘the rich’ were paying for.

EPILOGUE

Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs.

Hillary got $8 million for hers.

That’s $20 million for the memories from two people, who for eight years repeatedly testified, under oath, that t hey couldn’t remember anything.

IS THIS A GREAT BARNYARD OR WHAT


58 posted on 02/27/2009 7:42:53 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Obama destroying America...it sickens me people still think he is great and r so completely blind)
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To: fredhead

actually, it’s more than that...seeing as it lasts 5 days or so, i’d say it’s closer to 180 wives are on at any given time.

Yowza!


61 posted on 02/27/2009 8:02:48 AM PST by Zeppelin (Keep on FReepin' on...)
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To: fredhead

Hmm, interesting fact about women who live in the same household. They tend to “cycle” together. In Solomon’s case, you’ve got to figure one week out of the month was REALLY pure hell.

BTW, if you have daughters, it works the same way, so your turn is coming!


81 posted on 02/27/2009 9:35:58 AM PST by Hoffer Rand (There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
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To: fredhead

He must’ve had quite the garage and workshop.


83 posted on 02/27/2009 9:49:25 AM PST by a fool in paradise ("Do you know the website number?" - VP Joe Biden)
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