Tom Brady & Gisele Bündchen Get Married

People ^ | 2-27-09 | Pernilla Cedenheim

[MinuteGal]

".....hope they buck the trend and have many happy years together and a lovely family".

I'm sure he didn't care much for the "lovely family" gig when he dumped his preggers fiance and the now 18-month old son they had together.

Leni

[NCC-1701]

Yes. TB is the one that went on to copy what Troy Aikman did, winning three Super Bowls in four years. But Troy’s kids came AFTER he got married, not before.

[Travis T. OJustice]

So, hows life living under a rock?

Lot's of room since I don't have any half-sentient, slobbering football fans to worry about. The conversation is much better, too. For instance, most people under my rock would have know to put a comma between "how" and the "s."

A comma? BWAHAHAHA! I absolutely love it when losers try to play grammar cop amd miserably FAIL!

While we are at it, it would have been better to have said "known" as opposed to "know".

Thanks for the laugh with your multiple FAIL!

[Travis T. OJustice]

TRIPLE FAIL!

LMAO!

[Minn]

I don’t know what he’s thinking. She the least attractive of all the Victoria’s Secret underwear models.

[gussiefinknottle]

Cute! plus they could adopt one vertically challenged child to be
team manager!

[Wyatt's Torch]

I don’t know what he’s thinking. She the least attractive of all the Victoria’s Secret underwear models.

LOL! That's like being the poorest billionaire...

[Scythian]

[Dixie Yooper]

Chuckle. The coverage shouldn’t be THAT presumptive, huh?

First time newlyweds deserve the benefit of the doubt regardless of who they are.

[MaPitt]

At their first wedding, Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen had dogs dressed up in Dolce and Gabbana lace collars. At their second wedding, they had bullets allegedly fired at the heads of photographers. There's no word on whether or not the bullets were decorated with little tiny bow-ties first.

Here's the story, as told by the photographers, who belong to some photo agency called INF. From the Boston Globe:

The trouble apparently began as the two photographers were returning to their car after using long lenses to shoot pics of the nuptials. The snappers were then confronted by security and "frogmarched" to the Brazilian beauty's villa, where they were asked to turn over their film, according to INF. (Gisele, it seems, has an exclusive picture deal with a Brazilian magazine.) The men refused and, trailed by security, ran back to their jeep. "As they started the engine, a live round pierced the back windshield...and hit the front windshield directly between the two mens' heads," according to a post at INF's blog. Cortez said he was shocked. "I couldn't believe it when I realized what they had done," he told the photo agency. "I could have lost my life for the sake of some pictures that Gisele didn't want published. Are they insane?"

I tried to tell them not to invite Plaxico Burress to their wedding. But did they listen to me? Nope.

Obviously, that's unacceptable behavior. So unacceptable, in fact, that it makes a guy actually want to side with the paparazzi. Police are investigating, but it's not yet clear if charges will be filed.