While there may be those around who wish to make me a “monkey”... I will disagree, no matter how much one wishes to throw around the “primate” word... LOL...
If this writer has a monkey for a wife, I’m very sorry for him....
If you don’t finish you Honey Do list, she’ll rip off your face.
Since humans share 95% of their DNA with monkeys, if someone calls you a monkey, they are 95% correct.