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2008 DARWIN AWARD WINNERS!
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Posted on 02/26/2009 11:59:28 AM PST by Dick Bachert
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To: I Hate Obama
This is a rehashed email and came out a few years ago. Looks like someone changed the date to 2008.
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posted on
02/26/2009 12:15:18 PM PST
by
VA_Gentleman
(I will not vote for the GOP until they show some spine.)
To: Dick Bachert
Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Target practice is in order.
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posted on
02/26/2009 12:17:23 PM PST
by
antiRepublicrat
(Sacred cows make the best hamburger.)
To: Dick Bachert
You’re absolutely right about needing a laugh!
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posted on
02/26/2009 12:18:59 PM PST
by
tgusa
(Gun control: deep breath, sight alignment, squeeze the trigger ....)
To: Zuben Elgenubi
there would be on your face too if you had just crapped 200 lbs....lol...
To: tatsinfla
To: Dick Bachert
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posted on
02/26/2009 12:26:24 PM PST
by
joe fonebone
(When you ask God for help, sometimes he sends the Marines.)
To: Dick Bachert
Zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt ( Paderborn , Germany ) fed his constipated elephant 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally got relief.
Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema stimulus package when the relieved beast unloaded. The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground where he struck his head on a rock as the elephant continued to evacuate 200 pounds of dung on top of him.
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posted on
02/26/2009 12:28:16 PM PST
by
DrNo
To: VA_Gentleman; Dick Bachert; All
Yup. It’s an ancient one that’s sent around endlessly. For the REAL new “Darwin Awards” it’s easy enough to go to http://www.darwinawards.com/
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posted on
02/26/2009 12:30:31 PM PST
by
JennysCool
(Internet Powerhouse)
To: Dick Bachert
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posted on
02/26/2009 12:35:03 PM PST
by
wiggen
To: Dick Bachert
So when the guy lost his foot, nature was selecting one foot as optimal I take it. I guess that would mean a smaller footprint in mine fields and such, and so improved “fitness”. Hmm. Sounds as plausible as global ... I mean climate change I guess.
To: zot; SeraphimApprentice; Interesting Times; Hurtgen
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posted on
02/26/2009 1:07:07 PM PST
by
GreyFriar
(Spearhead (3rd Armored Division 75-78 & 83-87))
To: Slings and Arrows
They said I was gullible. And I believed them.
To: DarthVader
"First Place: All those who voted for Obozo!!" Unfortunately those genes are alive and stupid; and will be spread like wildfire.
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posted on
02/26/2009 4:13:29 PM PST
by
The Good Doctor
(Democracy is the only system where you can vote for a tax that you can avoid the obligation to pay.)
To: GreyFriar
Thanks for the ping. Apparently these are old. I haven’t seen the current awards.
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posted on
02/26/2009 5:21:53 PM PST
by
zot
To: Dick Bachert; tsmith130
"I thought to make the list, these Einstein's had to die, no?"Actually, the rule is; that they have die through their own stupid actions BEFORE they reproduce.
The older ones, while admitedly stupid, might have already reproduced, therefore without verifiable proof that they have not produced progeny, they should be disqualified.
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posted on
02/27/2009 7:01:45 AM PST
by
Designer
(We are SO scrood!)
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