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Hopefully, he died with a smile.
1 posted on 02/26/2009 11:45:23 AM PST by Texican72
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They’ve probably have to have a higher than normal casket to accomodate the body.


2 posted on 02/26/2009 11:46:47 AM PST by Centurion2000 (01-20-2009 : The end of the PAX AMERICANA.)
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a 12-hour orgy with two female pals.

Judge not lest ye be judged.

3 posted on 02/26/2009 11:46:58 AM PST by exist
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Not a bad way to go!!!


4 posted on 02/26/2009 11:47:38 AM PST by ontap (Just another backstabbing conservative)
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After about 5 minutes, I’d be like “Ok, you win, you can leave now, I’m taking a nap”


7 posted on 02/26/2009 11:49:18 AM PST by Malsua
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“Stimulus Package” Claims First Victim


8 posted on 02/26/2009 11:49:42 AM PST by erkyl (The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in a period of moral crisis, stay neutral)
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Stiff stiff.


9 posted on 02/26/2009 11:49:51 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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I guess this is the one time Viagra let him down......


10 posted on 02/26/2009 11:49:59 AM PST by Kimmers (Working hard so Obamas friends don't have to)
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Poor lad was up all night.


11 posted on 02/26/2009 11:50:06 AM PST by avacado (Bipartisanship is when Democrats and Republicans get together to rob the American people blind)
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I am sure that there are people who suffer with ED, but isn’t Viagra essentially a party drug?


12 posted on 02/26/2009 11:50:16 AM PST by GSWarrior (To activate this tagline please contact the admin moderator.)
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Died of a hard attack...


14 posted on 02/26/2009 11:51:49 AM PST by refermech
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Did he read the warning about going over the 4 hour limit?


15 posted on 02/26/2009 11:51:50 AM PST by Paleo Conservative
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Live Fast, Party hard, Die young, and leave a good-looking corpse!

(Well... At least he actually followed through...)


18 posted on 02/26/2009 11:52:57 AM PST by tcrlaf ("Hope" is the most Evil of all Evils"-Neitzsche)
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Why does a 28 year old need Viagra?


19 posted on 02/26/2009 11:53:33 AM PST by Paleo Conservative
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A Russian man died after guzzling a bottle of Viagra to keep him going for a 12-hour orgy with two female pals.

Bravo! Well done. I'd like to go the same way...

20 posted on 02/26/2009 11:54:31 AM PST by Wyatt's Torch (I can explain it to you. I can't understand it for you.)
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Kind of strange, seeing as viagra was originally developed as a heart medicine. Oh well, as in all things, moderation is the key.

At least he went out happy, i guess.


22 posted on 02/26/2009 11:54:46 AM PST by Travis T. OJustice (Change is not a destination, just as hope is not a strategy. FUBO!)
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mortician noted he looked about 95% relaxed....


23 posted on 02/26/2009 11:55:06 AM PST by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll)
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it seemed like a good idea at the time


24 posted on 02/26/2009 11:55:57 AM PST by GeronL (Hey, won't you be my Face Book friend??)
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Maybe this poor chap should have been taught the phrase “all things in moderation”

I wonder if signs of rigor mortis set in early :-O


25 posted on 02/26/2009 11:56:00 AM PST by copaliscrossing (Progressives are Socialists)
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I had a friend who was a bit of a partier. He took 4 viagra one time. He then proceeded to tell me what they do for erections lasting more than 4 hours. If an icepack and a walk on the treadmill don’t work, you will soon learn that syringes can be used for removing fluid as effectively as they can inject fluid..


26 posted on 02/26/2009 11:56:06 AM PST by IamConservative (I'll keep my money. You keep the change.)
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A 4300 pound “bet” - yeah that’s the ticket.


29 posted on 02/26/2009 11:59:07 AM PST by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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