Too late, skank.
There's too much partying, but these people are beyond partying too much to attempting suicide in slow motion. They can't be getting any pleasure out of these parties.
FWIW, Lohan had the beauty of most young girls; she was young, healthy, and had the glow that accompanies youth. Her career is over. She was a decent actress, but so are about half of the thousands of girls that run out to Hollywood.
Her beauty is gone. She might return to a normal life, but I don't think she'll ever be a star again.