The way it works in MS is to remove the pants of the perpetrator, dispose of them, and put a big knife in his hand. Then call 911 and casually say “Help! I have just been attacked by a naked man with a knife in one hand and an erection in the other”. Then sit back for a few minutes. If it ever comes to court, ensure the 911 recording is played to the jury....
Yeah, LOL I know the drill but I was being nice and tryin to ‘splain how the system is supposed to work to those who don’t....