[mass55th]

This reminded me of a story I'd read about back in January. A guy was returning a lobster to a grocery store in Albany, NY. He had told the clerks that the lobster was bad.

"Store workers were about to allow Tessier to trade the $10.99 lobster for a bag of king crab legs when they discovered the lobster was all shell. Tessier had eaten it and put the shell parts back together, deputies said."

He was confronted and ran from the store with the bag of crab legs. Police showed up later on his doorstep, but they found that the guy had already eaten the bag of crab legs too.

Here's the link to the original story:

Lobster tale too much to swallow

[Daffynition]

What a GREAT story! Thanks!