Angelina Jolie Saddened By Her New “Mom-Body"

The Insider ^ | 2/22/09

[lewisglad]

It’s so sad but even the painfully beautiful people among us still get hung up on body flaws. Angelina Jolie has been complaining lately about the state of her post-natal boobs and belly.

“The biggest issues for her are her breasts - which she says are smaller and not as firm as they were before she breastfed three children - and her stomach, which she’s described as ’saggy,’” says a source close to the Oscar-winning star.

“She’s frustrated because no matter how much exercise she does, there’s still some skin that wrinkles.”

See, this is what happens when you give birth to your own children. Your skin stretches and wrinkles and loses that nice elastic snap that it had back when you were simply adopting.

[Redbob]

Her attitude on breastfeeding certainly meshes nicely with my attitude toward, uh, breasts...

[timm22]

Her complaints may seem shallow, but remember how she makes her money. It’s not just her body she’s talking about here, it’s also her stock in trade.

[Daffynition]

Newsflash Angelina . Gravity and time and implants are immutable.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Welcome to REALITY, dear.

[mkjessup]

I have a five word answer for Ms. Jolie:

“Get to the gym b*tch.”

[Sunshine Sister]

Get real witch!

[mowowie]

She cleans up nice but she’s still a freaking weirdo.

[maggief]

“I’ve done coke, heroin, ecstasy, LSD, everything. “

[Revolting cat!]

In other news, the Pitt boy has been negotiating a comeback with Jen.

[Doe Eyes]

“Get to the gym b*tch.”

Which exercise should the "b*tch" use to firm up her now sagging breasts?

[Poser]

My eyes! Ugh!

[MaxMax]

[Sunshine Sister]

GAG ME! I wouldn’t be seen in public if I looked like that!

[MaxMax]

[Revolting cat!]

Tell the b*tch to do discus throw!

[mysterio]

I dropped 100 pounds a few years back and have a bit of spare skin, but not too much and you wouldn't notice it unless I showed you from about a foot away. That being said, I have been doing exercise to try to tone up, and no matter what I do, I think that skin is never going to be tight.

So I know that it can be frustrating. But I try not to think about it too much and mostly I just enjoy being at my ideal weight.

[Petronski]

LOL oh lawd

[Carley]

Those babies bought her a husband. That he belonged to someone else didn’t matter a bit to her.

[latina4dubya]

Tell the b*tch to do discus throw!

if i were her, i would not find that an appealing suggestion... i'm sure she's not interested in having a boxy body...

[Political Junkie Too]

She should talk to Jamie Lee Curtis to get her head back on straight.

-PJ