[Polybius]

Unless you have been living in a cave for the past month, then you must know that the most hated man in America is none other than Stephen Fowler of the ABC reality show, "Wife Swap."

So ... ummm ... What's the best way to get bat guano stains off of your shirt?

[TalonDJ]

You have a shirt? All I got is this mammoth skin thong.