[1010RD]

Right. Only landowning males should be allowed to vote.

[Neoliberalnot]

How does this address the illiterate and ignorant issue? Are you suggesting you have these problems but you own land?

[FreedomPoster]

The Founders of this nation would be horrified at the idea that the ability to fog a mirror constitutes a right to vote.

I’d say the rational modern equivalent to your attempt at a one-liner would be that net tax payers get to vote.