[TheWasteLand]

The NWO Illuminati colluding with the Freemasons are using Halliburton weather machines mounted on black helicopters to spread mind control chemtrails! Connect the dots people!

/ Oooga Boooga.

[MARTIAL MONK]

It's the Shriners, damn it, the Shriners!

No joke. We had one goober on here using a primary source who was detailing a world takeover by the Catholics and Shriners.