[I Buried My Guns]

"...You just buzzkilled the Red Dawn fantasy..."

Not for me. I've been planning for this since high school!

I swore in the late 1980s that my son would never see me in a drive in movie theater-turned-concentration camp, wherein I clutch the chain link fence and yell "AVENGE ME!"

[TADSLOS]

I swore in the late 1980s that my son would never see me in a drive in movie theater-turned-concentration camp, wherein I clutch the chain link fence and yell "AVENGE ME!"

Look on the bright side though...FREE MOVIES 24/7!