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To: nickcarraway

Chimps are not nice, cute little monkeys. They are powerful, intelligent, dangerous apes.

The WILL rip your face off if they get a chance.


4 posted on 02/16/2009 11:38:49 PM PST by MediaMole
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To: MediaMole

A 200lb chimp has the strength of several NFL linebackers, not to mentiontheir teeth..


6 posted on 02/16/2009 11:42:13 PM PST by sheik yerbouty ( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
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To: MediaMole
The WILL rip your face off if they get a chance.

Reminds me of the song Benny the Bouncer..."Benny was a bouncer at the Palais de Danse, he'd rip your granny's face off given half the chance."

Seriously though, arguing to supposedly rational adults that dangerous animals are "dangerous" is a waste of time, as demonstrated on this very web site after that idiot Australian was killed by a cute cuddly creature we were all fawning over.

9 posted on 02/16/2009 11:57:16 PM PST by gr8eman (Everybody is a rocket scientist...until launch day!)
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To: MediaMole

I love animals, but chimps are extremely dangerous past a certain age, particularly males.

And your face isn’t the only thing they will rip off, guys.


12 posted on 02/17/2009 1:15:20 AM PST by cydcharisse
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