My brother and I, and his two kids, were born in a Catholic hospital. None of us are Catholic, although my father was at one time. (He went to Catholic school, but got kicked out, the last straw was eating raw onions, as one would eat an apple, in class :) )
Raw Onions! Sounds like he wanted to get kicked out lol
Relax everyone, the crisis is over! Purchasing, directly from my TV, in the comfort and security of my soon-to-be foreclosed home, I recently received delivery of my very own Barack Obama Commemorative Coin (Far larger than any coin issued by the US Mint and clad in 97 milligrams of solid silver! $19.95 .... reduced from $39.95. Limited to 5 ...sorry just 5 ... to a family). Praise the Lord! Inside the handsome commemorative keepsake heirloom case was an equally impressive Certificate of Authenticity, lavishly printed, with beautiful typography, worthy of a medieval monastery ! Yes! The man is authentic.
Deliriously rushing to my wall safe, I opened the handsome commemorative keepsake case in which my family's heirloom Barack Hussein Obama Commemorative China Plate is kept. There, nestled behind this ceramic work of art was ... you guessed it ...another Certificate of Authenticity, issued by the Commemorative Ceramic Committee.
What the heck more do you people want? Name me one other President so impressively authenticated! Does Ambassador Alan Keyes have this kind of documentation about his Authenticity? This certainly puts paid to all of those rumors floating around about this man's provenance.
Let's move on. Nothing more to see here.