[GQuagmire]

Quite the backstory on the grandparents....

First the paternal grandparents..

Alfie lives with mum Nicola, 43, in a £395,000 detached home in nearby Hailsham.
A cheeky message in the window reads: “I am horny.”
Neighbour John Holmes, 90, said: “I have always found them very nice, but I know a lot of neighbours have complained about her noisy parties.”
Nicola is separated from Alfie’s dad Dennis, a 45-year-old father of ten, including three stepkids

Now the maternal grandparents....

Chantelle lives with mum Penny, 38, dad Steve, 43, and her five brothers in a council house.
The family survive on benefits. But Penny explained: “Steve is a fisherman and work is sparse.
I need to be at home to look after Maisie and my other children so that Chantelle can go to school in April and take her GCSEs. What’s important now is Chantelle’s career and her family and that this mistake does not mean she cannot have the same dreams as any other 15-year-old.”

The paternal grandmother looks at least 20 years older than her actual age.Is chrystal meth a problem in the UK?

[raybbr]

The paternal grandmother looks at least 20 years older than her actual age.Is chrystal meth a problem in the UK?

I don't think it's crystal meth. I am thinking alcohol, cigarettes and parties.

[DieHard the Hunter]

> Alfie’s dad Dennis, a 45-year-old father of ten, including three stepkids

Dennis has been a busy lad ay! Seven of his own plus three... he needs some lessons in keeping his zipper zipped!

[Mercat]

Hey, I’m 61 and I look much better than she does. It’s not age, it’s the abuse.