Feeding, nappies... and PlayStation (update on 13yr old daddy

The Sun ^ | Feb 14 09 | Lucy Hagan

[GSP.FAN]

INNOCENT-eyed Alfie Patten spent his first night acting as a 13-year-old dad and declared: “It was easier than I thought.”

[GSP.FAN]

The four-footer — who looks no more than eight — said: “I know I’m young, but I plan to be a good dad.”

As he went on the PlayStation with 15-year-old girlfriend Chantelle Steadman, he added: “I think we’ll be good parents. I’ll have to work extra hard at school.”

Pic at site ...I am still speechless

[DieHard the Hunter]

Well, all other considerations notwithstanding he gets an “A+” for good attitude. Let’s hope he has started off as he plans to continue.

[StayAt HomeMother]

The sidebar:
“We [the UK] average 40.4 conceptions per 1,000 girls aged between 15 and 17 — the second highest in the world behind the US.”

[GQuagmire]

Quite the backstory on the grandparents....

First the paternal grandparents..

Alfie lives with mum Nicola, 43, in a £395,000 detached home in nearby Hailsham.
A cheeky message in the window reads: “I am horny.”
Neighbour John Holmes, 90, said: “I have always found them very nice, but I know a lot of neighbours have complained about her noisy parties.”
Nicola is separated from Alfie’s dad Dennis, a 45-year-old father of ten, including three stepkids

Now the maternal grandparents....

Chantelle lives with mum Penny, 38, dad Steve, 43, and her five brothers in a council house.
The family survive on benefits. But Penny explained: “Steve is a fisherman and work is sparse.
I need to be at home to look after Maisie and my other children so that Chantelle can go to school in April and take her GCSEs. What’s important now is Chantelle’s career and her family and that this mistake does not mean she cannot have the same dreams as any other 15-year-old.”

The paternal grandmother looks at least 20 years older than her actual age.Is chrystal meth a problem in the UK?

[red irish]

You got that right,his first response wasn’t to kill his own child!!!!!

[raybbr]

The paternal grandmother looks at least 20 years older than her actual age.Is chrystal meth a problem in the UK?

I don't think it's crystal meth. I am thinking alcohol, cigarettes and parties.

[DieHard the Hunter]

> Alfie’s dad Dennis, a 45-year-old father of ten, including three stepkids

Dennis has been a busy lad ay! Seven of his own plus three... he needs some lessons in keeping his zipper zipped!

[Tax-chick]

Julie Vine, 37, whose daughter goes to Cavendish School with Chantelle, said: “I feel sorry for them both. It’s not the school’s fault, it’s a very good school.”

Bwahahahaha! Is there a "Self-Centered Twink" award we could give Julie?

[bigbob]

When the rumor started to leak, you just know his mum asked:

“So, what’s it all about, Alfie?”

[Tax-chick]

he needs some lessons in keeping his zipper zipped!

He should carry around a picture of Nicola - that'll shrivel him. Zot, she's uglier than Helen Thomas!

[RandallFlagg]

I truly wish this family the happiest days. Give them the luck, and strength to be happy and proud for many years.

[Lizavetta]

Mother of Alfie:

[Sherman Logan]

“We [the UK] average 40.4 conceptions per 1,000 girls aged between 15 and 17 — the second highest in the world behind the US.”

Incorrect.

While this may be accurate for the developed world, there are numerous 3rd world countries with much higher conception and birth rates for young girls.

[Tax-chick]

Is that big round thing on our left an earring?

[GQuagmire]

Is there a way around websites that won't give the properties for the URL due to copyright restrictions?
I tried to post the photo of the lovely grand mum(ACK!) but wasn't allowed

[GQuagmire]

Is she Keith Richards’ sister?

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Dennis left his family for a 19 year old friend of his step daughter..... wow, what a man!

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

I remember being 15 years old...... I wanted a new set of hot rollers - a baby wasn’t even a consideration to me at that age.

[Tax-chick]

I wanted science fiction novels and Charlie Daniels records. I did a lot of babysitting in those days, and I hated having to change diapers!

[DieHard the Hunter]

> Dennis left his family for a 19 year old friend of his step daughter..... wow, what a man!

The poor wee lad didn’t have much of an example for a Dad, ay. His great attitude is all the more amazing.