[Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus]

The lack of it is also fatal.

And what's worse, even if you get just the right amount of dihydrogen monoxide, it still induces urination.

[Travis T. OJustice]

Yep! You can only rent it, you never really own it, no matter how much you pay for it, or what it comes with, like coffee, beer, or Mountain Dew flavoring.