[WhistlingPastTheGraveyard]

And yet, the corporatist bastards are spraying it on your children’s vegetables every day.

Someone needs to get a petition going to ban that stuff once and for all.

[mnehring]

Now you can make your own Chemtrail in five easy steps.

1. Wait until it is cold outside, very cold.
2. Put on your warm, wolly mittens or better yet, your snuggie. the blanket with sleeves
3. Listen to Art Bell or Alex Jones for one hour. This will sufficiently power up the secret government nanites in your brain that triggers the creation of Chemtrails.
4. Wait for no one to look. You don't want people to realize you are part of the conspiracy.
5. Go outside and..... breath out.. The nanites in your body produce a miniature version of a Chemtrail.

See, proof that the government creates Chemtrails. I even have photo evidence.

[PSYCHO-FREEP]

Not only that, it can be found in every lake, stream and water supply on the continent! It’s a CRISIS!