Don't even start with me. "Simple" may be used as a noun. If anything, you could chastize me for not adding an apostrophe "s" but where will that get you?
Fact of the matter is, you made a non-sensical observation. Everyone understands the point you were trying to make, but it doesn't make it any less stupid upon examination.
Main Entry: 1sim·ple
Pronunciation: \ˈsim-pəl\
Function: adjective Inflected Form(s): sim·pler \-p(ə-)lər\ ;
sim·plest \-p(ə-)ləst\
Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French, from Medieval Latin simplus, alteration of Latin simplic-, simplex single, having one ingredient, plain, from sem-, sim- one + -plic-, -plex -fold — more at same, -fold
Date: 13th century
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Lighten up, Francis.