Cops in Dallas stopped a guy last year on a scooter, wearing a baby diaper, with a giant baby bottle filled with Jack Daniels. Not the first time they have caught the guy.
I may have stopped that guy once. He was wearing a dress that time. On a dare, he said.
Was it Al Franken?
Was it Al Franken?
That's a bit classier than riding full-nekkid in the dark in a sleet storm. Hell, he could even be working undercover for Brown & Foreman.