[LottieDah]

“Give A Roid a feather boa, and be done with it.”

He’s got Madonna and Kabballah to comfort him.

[Richard Kimball]

If I had his money and fame, I'll be darned if I'd be wasting it on Madonna. There are a lot of hot chicks out there with a lot less mileage.

What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?

2 answers:

One's a busy ditch.
The Panama Canal couldn't service an aircraft carrier.