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PYTHON 'PACKAGE' WOWED EX (John Cleese)
New York Post ^
| February 6, 2009
| Richard Johnson
Posted on 02/06/2009 3:34:41 AM PST by Loyalist
IT'S enough to make anyone's stiff upper lip quiver.
Famously reserved "Monty Python" star John Cleese has had a messy breakup with a blabbermouth blonde who he claims lied to him about her age and revealed embarrassing details about his hair plugs, "nice package" and intensive anti-aging regimen.
The startling revelations have blindsided Cleese, 69, who's kept a low profile ever since "A Fish Called Wanda" (1988).
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KEYWORDS: golddigger; johncleese; montypython
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posted on
02/06/2009 3:34:42 AM PST
by
Loyalist
To: Loyalist
She was awed by his Brobdignanigan Protruberance.
2
posted on
02/06/2009 3:36:23 AM PST
by
CalvaryJohn
(What is keeping that damned asteroid?)
To: Loyalist
Guilty only of passing herself as a 27 year old.
3
posted on
02/06/2009 3:37:16 AM PST
by
CalvaryJohn
(What is keeping that damned asteroid?)
To: CalvaryJohn
Wait, this woman is complaining Cleese lied about his age, and is trying to pass herself off as 27!? BWAHAHAHAHA!
No. Just no.
4
posted on
02/06/2009 3:40:12 AM PST
by
FreedomPoster
(Obama: Carter's only chance to avoid going down in history as the worst U.S. president ever.)
To: CalvaryJohn
Never mind, I misread it. She’s just guilty of trying to pass herself off as 27, not of complaining about Cleese lying about his age.
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posted on
02/06/2009 3:41:15 AM PST
by
FreedomPoster
(Obama: Carter's only chance to avoid going down in history as the worst U.S. president ever.)
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To: Loyalist
“THIS...IS NOT AN EX-PARROT!”
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posted on
02/06/2009 3:46:49 AM PST
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: Loyalist
Nice package?....quick somebody alert Fed-Ex!!!
9
posted on
02/06/2009 3:51:52 AM PST
by
Nekman
(A Vote FOR Obama was a vote BY an IDIOT!)
To: Loyalist
Mutton dressed as lamb. Guilty.
10
posted on
02/06/2009 3:52:28 AM PST
by
DieHard the Hunter
(Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fà g am bealach.)
To: Loyalist
I’m glad they’re not all California girls.
11
posted on
02/06/2009 3:53:41 AM PST
by
equaviator
("There's a (datum) plane on the horizon coming in...see it?')
To: Loyalist
If i was 69, she would be so innocent.
12
posted on
02/06/2009 3:59:08 AM PST
by
Always Right
(Obama: more arrogant than Bill Clinton, more naive than Jimmy Carter, and more liberal than LBJ.)
To: CalvaryJohn; Loyalist
She was awed by his Brobdignanigan Protruberance.
A woman who chooses her mate based on the size of his member deserves to get the shaft.
To: Always Right
I’m fifty and she’s very innocent. How many forty-four year old women look like that? Not many that I see.
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posted on
02/06/2009 4:26:31 AM PST
by
raybbr
(It's going to get a lot worse now that the anchor babies are voting!)
To: Loyalist
"Wowed"?
I think she was saying that he wasn't as "saggy" as the other old guys she's seen naked.
(Probably a result of all that "silly walking")
To: Loyalist
She’s pretty sharp. Innocent. But, is she a goer? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge...say no more, say no more.
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posted on
02/06/2009 4:34:20 AM PST
by
Hatteras
To: Loyalist
I think she is pretty decent to him in that interview.
She didnt mention all the Cialis and Viagra he uses to keep the sagginess out.
She isnt a bad looker for her age and he is no Charles Atlas either, what’s the problem.?
He is lucky any woman under 65 looks at his protuberance without laughing.
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posted on
02/06/2009 4:54:25 AM PST
by
Venturer
To: Loyalist
Not guilty if she wears a muzzle.
18
posted on
02/06/2009 5:02:20 AM PST
by
Thrownatbirth
(.....Iraq Invasion fan since '91.)
To: Loyalist
Bravo to Mr. Cleese for dumping this babe as soon as he realized she was this stupid. She certainly sounds like an airhead in this interview.
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posted on
02/06/2009 5:03:18 AM PST
by
Mrs. P
("Wonder Woman wears Sarah Palin pajamas." - Blood of Tyrants)
To: Loyalist
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posted on
02/06/2009 5:24:47 AM PST
by
EQAndyBuzz
("Control the information, you control the people.")
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