He said: 'I went to her place for sex, not to be tattoed. I can't believe she did this to me and I hate her.
He shoulda been laughed out of the courtroom for falling asleep with someone he did not know very well, but she's a nutjob.
Good reminder to keep your pants zipped.
And he also should have been laughed out of the courtroom for consuming vodka and valium at the same time... this guy is a complete idiot!