Super Bowl, commercial-free, at Islamic Center (Beer & Bikinis Bad)

Herald News ^ | 1/29/09

[King Moonracer]

Those eyes!!! I would ..... for those eyes!!!!

Islam, its whats for dinner.

[Joiseydude]

Or a couple of those bacon explosion loafs.

[GeronL]

lol.

these people are trying to take over the world

[PowderMonkey]

There it is. Up tight, neurotic, and sexually repressed. Little wonder so many of them suffer from premature detonation.

[GeronL]

I think their actually leather these days

[dalereed]

“I think their actually leather these days”

When did pigs quit growing leather to cover their meat?

Last time I touched a football was in 1955 and except for rubber ones they were all pig LEATHER!

[Starfleet Command]

During the commercials, footage of Gaza rocket attacks on Israeli senior citizens' homes will be played so as not to offend their delicate Islamic child-raping sensibilities.

Don't watch American football boys, you might start growing a human brain or heart.

[Eagles6]

"The purpose is to keep them away from bad influences," said Emad Hamdeh

Uh...you're in an islamic center emad. That's sorta the definition of a bad influence.

[GeronL]

I don’t think they are made of it anymore. I am not 100% certain though

[reagan_fanatic]

If only some stacked babe would streak across the field in full view of the cameras.

[DemonDeac]

Suicide Bombers= Okay
Boobs= Awful