[Clinging Bitterly]

Google translates it, but perhaps not so well. The first sentence is sort of weird:

This is about renting a house in Canada and using legal and correct forms to prevent problems. Article is in English.

So right there I was sort of like mikä on tätä paskaa?

The rest of the text was translated and posted upthread by someone else.

[the invisib1e hand]

How did you manage to get your screenname changed? Nobody was clinging bitterly during the dotcom bubble, when you signed up.