You can at least trust me to say, “This is the best I can do,” if that’s the case. I did, after all, prevent my dad’s dangling modifiers from getting the East Coast nuked, back in the 80’s ;-).
Like I said: I trust you!
I know you would not hesitate to tell my where my mistakes are, and that’s what I need.
Your dad’s dangling modifiers were modified by his exceptionally intelligently modified offspring! *salute*