Bruce Willis - Col. Hannibal
Ice Cube - B.A. Baracus
Matthew McCoughney - Face
Steve Carrell - Captain Murdock
Salma Hayek - The girl
I think Tom Selleck could play Hannibal. I’ve never cared for Bruce Willis: he speaks with all the inflection of my 14-year-old reading poetry. Whenever I see him in a show, I get him confused with Jerry Doyle (almost a dead ringer), and wonder, “But why is Jerry using that dead voice, like he’s reading a foreign language?”