I would put a bullet in somebody before I would let them kill one of my dogs.
But, seriously??? Do these people think their pets are going to read these stupid obituaries? I’m not entirely convinced that obituaries are a good idea in the first place since anybody who matters to you should be told about your passing not by a newspaper but by somebody else who knows and loves you.
My dogs will miss me dearly when I am gone. But writing them a love not in a newspaper will not do anything for me or them. I’ll leave that part to God.
...oh, and my wife. Can’t forget about her.