[Revolting cat!]

I tell ya, it's impossible to kid people about Wayne Newton, Don Ho, Liberace, Barry manilow, Pat Benatar or Rosie and the Originals being the greatest, 'cause there'll be always someone who sincerely thinks, yes, she/he is the greatest! What are you gonna do?

But the best tune to torture people with is The Wind Beneath My Wings. "You are the wind beneath my wings", I sing barely in tune to guys at work who have done me some small insignificant favour. And I flop my arms. That works!

[montesquieu]

Ha ha!! ...must try this...